“We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.”
I remember seeing this pile of awesomeness on an old Simpsons episode back in the day. Sure it’s probably been done a bunch of times but I have yet to see any good photos online. Out of my curiousity I present the Good Morning Burger- Grocery Eats style.
As the advertisement reads, we start off with 18 ounces of ground beef.
Topped off with 5 slices of american cheese and 8 slices of bacon.
Fried 4 eggs. (note the double yolk action- JACKPOT!)
Added 2 slices of deli ham and placed it on a buttered/toasted King’s Hawaiian Sweet Bread bun (whole loaf slice length-wise with some of the middle section removed).
Just add Tums.
It was pretty damn good even lacking condiments; but honestly, it’s just a big burger. The real deal here is the King’s Hawaiian bun cause that made this shit what it was. Next time I’ll just use the smaller King’s rolls and make cheeseburger sliders.
For burgers with eggs on them, I still ride for the Royal Red Robin. Much better IMO.

















March 3, 2008 at 2:34 am |
Holy crap, thats it…i’ve officially died of a heart attack!!!
March 3, 2008 at 7:57 am |
Continuing the breakfast theme, maybe a Krispy Kreme burger?
March 3, 2008 at 8:16 am |
I would get naked with that.
March 3, 2008 at 10:55 am |
How about a jacked up twist on a version of the pigs in the blanket breakfast style?
March 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm |
Maybe a luther is next?
March 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm |
^done it. Photos up soon.
March 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm |
That is amazing…reminds me of the King’s favorite sandwich, the Fool’s Gold Loaf? [http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2006/08/fools_gold_sandwich.html]
March 5, 2008 at 8:42 am |
Was the beef soaked in rich, creamery butter? If not, then it’s the Good Morning Burger Lite.
March 5, 2008 at 9:04 am |
Butter was liberally applied to the bun then toasted and I don’t think adding 3 extra eggs really makes it the lite version. It was our remix.
June 3, 2008 at 7:12 am |
[...] anyone else have a challenger for bad breakfast food? Other than the Good Morning Burger, I [...]
March 31, 2009 at 11:53 am |
We have a challenger! I have a die hard Simpsons fan friend who is in the militarily that is willing to consume a GMB (Official Good Morning Burger). He will be coming home in early June for a wedding and now for the chow of a lifetime with the GMB! I will have the whole process well documented please stay tuned.
-Erock