Disclaimer: I FUCKING SWEAR A LOT SO GET OVER IT YOU CRYBABY. BE A FUCKING ADULT
Why in the fuck is Popeye’s now selling chicken biscuits? The only reason I can think of is because they want to compete with McDonald’s shitty chicken biscuit. It’s fucking Popeye’s Chicken AND Biscuits. It’s not a goddamn secret that they sell fried chicken and delicious biscuits. Just because some fucking cocksucker assembled it for you doesn’t mean a goddamn thing. This is retarded as fuck. I know I’m not much better because I fucking paid them to do it but still this is a waste. Yeah it’s good but they are charging you a service that could be completed with a plastic knife.
I want a real chicken biscuit this half ass gimmick slider from popeye’s was good but it wasn’t the realness. The bay area sucks at southern food. There is no good bbq here either. Someone needs to teach this place about smoking pigs too cause motherfuckers just don’t know. FUCK I need to bbq something on my balcony again. My landlord is hating but fuck’em I need more smoke and meat in my life.

November 23, 2008 at 12:17 am |
Keep god damned swearing all you fuckin can. I love that shit.
November 23, 2008 at 12:18 am |
P.S. What did you pay for that? It looks tiny as hell. I hope it wasn’t more than 99 cents.
November 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm |
Chick-fil-a chicken biscuits are teh awesome! Nothing can beat them. Does Chick-fil-a even exist in California?
November 23, 2008 at 6:21 pm |
Apparently there’s a bunch, but I’ve never even seen one let alone been to one:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=%22chick+fil+a%22+california&sll=36.239948,-119.863836&sspn=6.608245,7.075195&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=7
And yeah that chicken biscuit looks tiny as hell. plus some people are just too lazy to cut open their own biscuits…
November 23, 2008 at 9:20 pm |
I think it was like a buck 50 or something. It was definitely way smaller than I was expecting.
as for chick-fil-a I heard there is one at the Oakland Airport but I don’t think I’ve ever noticed it. Other than that though you options are limited as far as Norther California is concerned. I know they have them in Fairfield and Sacramento though.
November 24, 2008 at 9:59 am |
I concur with hakeber. Chick-Fil-A, they makes the best chicken biscuits.
I mean, chicken? For breakfast?
Delish!
I wish we could send you one, Serg. They are tasty. And that one from Popeye’s looks rather minuscule.
November 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm |
You sound like a white trash Jerry Seinfeld. “Whaaaaat is the deal with chicken and biscuits”
November 28, 2008 at 4:09 pm |
motherfucker, the goddamn swearing is the only goddamn reason i read this motherfucking blog shit, bitch
November 30, 2008 at 3:48 pm |
It is elegant in its simplicity. Just allow the grease to slide down your throat and all will be right in the world.
November 30, 2008 at 5:46 pm |
C’mon over and we’ll go to the dinosaur BBQ in Syracuse!
That’s what BBQ chicken and biscuits are all about!
Plus, you’d fit right in with all your swearing…..The wait staff has real biker attitude!
December 1, 2008 at 11:59 am |
Bah…. Popeye’s in the hood (So Central L.A.) has been selling chicken biscuits for years.
Welcome to the hood, late freight!
December 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm |
a-f’ing-men, to that! san diego can’t do southern food or bbq either. what the hell’s wrong with this state?
December 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm |
popeyes is infallible
you should be so lucky as to be allowed to have their biscuits and chicken
December 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm |
This is the funniest fucking blog I’ve read all year – and in NYC we like fuckers who fucking talk shit so that’s sayin’ something. Keep on fucking swearing like a motherfucker – it makes the food more interesting.
December 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm |
I’m with Kirby – I love the fucking swearing especially for a food review. It’s refreshing and as honest as hell.
Keep it up!
-diggin’ it in Denver, yo.
January 16, 2009 at 9:52 am |
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