Introducing the Patrick Swayze Signature Series Cookware Collection.
You’re seeing this amazing small appliance here first, directly from my dude Matt’s kitchen.
With the turn of a (pretty nasty) knob you can adjust the microwave’s power from low to high based on Patrick’s past movie characters.
He’s throwing a Halloween party tomorrow night and costumes are required. Yes, it’s April but Matt could give a fuck less because he’s got a Patrick Swayze microwave.



April 3, 2009 at 6:17 pm |
that’s hot
April 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm |
I can’t believe you actually tricked out your mike like that. Classic.
April 3, 2009 at 7:00 pm |
Now THAT is dedication. Dedication to what, I do not know, but definitely something.
April 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm |
I seriously thought that shit was real the first time I saw it and laughed for at least 20 minutes like tears and shit.
April 4, 2009 at 10:56 am |
You should market it, cause I would buy one for my husband!
April 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm |
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April 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm |
I like that they had to use a font for Patrick Swayze’s signature … on his signature microwave.
April 6, 2009 at 9:51 pm |
your blog was featured on seriouseats.com
thats big time.
seriouseats looking for that street cred.
good job guys.
April 6, 2009 at 10:50 pm |
yep, definitely a highlight of my day
April 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm |
Theres an inappropriate cancer joke in here somewhere