
A late night trip to Waffle House after our monthly homebrew club meeting resulted in this masterpiece.

A late night trip to Waffle House after our monthly homebrew club meeting resulted in this masterpiece.
We’re throwing down on Memorial Day and need some ideas for shit to fry. A turkey fryer will be on premises while we’re brewing up the long-awaited malt liquor. We’ll be looking for ideas on objects to fry and what to batter them with. The best/viable concepts will be selected and I’ll post pics and results here.
Introducing the Patrick Swayze Signature Series Cookware Collection. (more…)
I’m back on the bacon hype train with this one; a homebrewed and bacon-infused bourbon smoked porter.

Fucking A.

So my friend EJ got a new roommate; as a result we decided to welcome Bloomillions to SF with a little gathering of food and drink. EJ’s initial plan was to run a taco bar but then I suggest we BBQ also. (more…)

Years ago when Sarah and I were dating I was invited to her Dad’s house for Christmas dinner. He and his 3rd or 4th wife (I forget) cooked a pork loin on their rotisserie way too long and that fucking thing was like eating sawdust. Luckily there was some applesauce on the table so I dipped a cut of my pork loin in there before every bite. I looked around and it seemed to catch on because nobody was saying shit except asking people to “pass the applesauce”.
So here I took the classic pork and apples to another level by making a sandwich using pan-seared, thin cut pork chops seasoned with salt, black pepper and minced rosemary- the buns consisted of assorted apple pastries.
When I was in Austin last month my dude Papi Babylon told me to hit up Burger Tex by the UT campus for a Korean bulgogi burger. Dude was on point with the other recommendations so we stopped by for a burger and happened to make history.


Last thursday I finally made it out to Mission Street Food and it was fucking amazing. These dudes are fucking killing the game right now. (more…)

Oh man I don’t give a fuck about the holidays. Christmas is worthless jesus shit for kids, thanksgiving is a celebration of bullshit too. This time of year just sucks because my tv wants to sell me on snowglobes full of lies. The only thing I actually like about the holidays is fucking Tamale Day, it’s the best shit in the world. I don’t know how you can go wrong with it. Get your friends together, a lot of beer, masa and multiple tubs of pork fat. How can that not be a success? (more…)