Archive for the ‘Awesome’ Category

100,000 Hits!

March 20, 2008

Wow.  When I started this blog I figured there’d be like 12 or 13 hits by now.  It’s been a week since I have posted anything and I feel like such a lazy shit.  Go ahead and tell me how pissed off you are in the comments section below.

What do we have coming up you may ask?  Well, Sarah and I went out to Global Foods Market last weekend and bought a grip of weird foods  such as the German Tilsiter cheese that has been stinking up my place the past few days (Max- they had Twiglets too).  I promise to get off my ass and actually post some of the crap I’ve been fucking with later tonight.

Tell those other dudes on here (looking at you Mike 2600000 TheeeeeeeCasual Male) to post some shit too.  I’m still waiting on the epic Capri Sun Challenge review.

-G

Mammer Jammer

March 12, 2008

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Fucking A. If you live in St. Louis and don’t suck then you’ve probably been to Mammer Jammer.  Right around the corner from Natural Bridge and Kingshighway, this spot has been killin’ the St. Louis cheese steak game for years. (more…)

South Philly Love Child

March 10, 2008

Love Child

Two of Philadelphia’s best consummated their greasy lust this past Sunday afternoon.  The “Love Child”, as I’m calling it, consisted of 2 Lorenzo’s slices humping a Tony Luke’s chicken cutlet with broccoli rabe. The result, a few unbridled moments of sheer joy, resulting in an afternoon of heartburn.  

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Open Mic on FM 104 in Dublin

March 9, 2008

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Thanks to the Open Mic show for having me on as a guest tonight.  It was my first media interview for Grocery Eats.  Big tings.   Check out FM 104’s website here.

As always we’d love to hear from you, our readers.  If you have any review recommendations or original concoctions with good quality pictures send them to groceryeats@gmail.com.  If they don’t suck we’ll post’em up here.

Cheers!
MF Grocery

Gus’s Salsiccia Pretzel Sandwich

March 8, 2008

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Ride or Die.  Don’t start whining about Philly having the best pretzels because you’re wrong and these motherfuckers from St. Louis are the heat. (more…)

Welcome Matt Brains!

March 7, 2008

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Mr. Brains is the man behind the General Tso’s Philly Cheesesteak concept.  He is also the one who really inspired me to just say fuck it and make idiotic creations.

I’m looking forward to more stupid food shits from the Baltimore/DC/Philly area.

Everybody welcome Matt!

Baklava and Honey Ice Cream

March 6, 2008

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My streak of delicious ice cream continues with this latest combo. (more…)

Fig and Balsamic Vinegar Ice Cream

March 5, 2008

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This motherfucker is tasty! (more…)

Welcome Theee e e e Casual Male!

March 4, 2008

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Dude knows about everything.  He introduced me to the Jucy Lucy and a shit ton of other dope spots around the US.  He’s a graphic design nerd so if you want shit drawned holler at his company, Burlesque Design.

Homie also runs the snackattackblog which makes sense because motherfucker is always snacking on something.  I expect to see some crazy juice machine recipes in addition to other random food finds and creations from the Twin Cities area.

 Welcome aboard!

Welcome Serg from Beer and Rap!

March 4, 2008

Everybody say hi Serg. (Hi Serg!)

Dude has been putting shit down like a boss forever. Peep his blog because dude is real as fuck and just joined up with Grocery Eats to cause additional mayhem. His knowledge of dranks and cuisine is definately going to be a big addition for us.

Welcome aboard!