Archive for the ‘Dranks’ Category

BYOSTF Party – STL Edition

May 19, 2009

We’re throwing down on Memorial Day and need some ideas for shit to fry.  A turkey fryer will be on premises while we’re brewing up the long-awaited malt liquor.   We’ll be looking for ideas on objects to fry and what to batter them with.  The best/viable concepts will be selected and I’ll post pics and results here.

Bacon Beer

March 26, 2009

I’m back on the bacon hype train with this one; a homebrewed and bacon-infused bourbon smoked porter.  

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Fucking A.

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Carbonated Milk

February 24, 2009

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I was hollering at CeePee the other day and he mentioned how you can buy carbonated milk in Korea.  At first it sounded really fucked up and then I came to thinking that it’s probably pretty damn good if a company is selling it.  I mean, there has to be a market for carbonated milk if the company exists, right?  Well, after a couple minutes I realized that I could make some fizzy milk in the comforts of my own home using my homebrewing equipment.

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National Bloody Mary Day 12/1/08

December 2, 2008

So a day late and a dollar short as usual, but yesterday was National Bloody Mary Day. Fortunately, I got the jump on these TGIF douchebags and celebrated a week earlier at a relatively new spot – Logan @ the Heights 

Not the greatest restaurant out there, but their bloody menu is unreal. After a strait up greygoose, hot bloody mix, and applewood smoked bacon pint at the bar, our table was ready and I was in good enough spirits to go all out on my next round. Behold my favorite new bloody.

Grey Goose, crab, shrimp, bacon, clamato, worschestershire, tabasco, horseradish, pickle, celery, olive, and lime. Nuff said. 

Warning – multiple bloodies will just cause you to start ordering “real” mixed drinks at 11 am, which in turn may or may not become an afternoon of Wii bowling coupled with a case of beer.

Thanks Serg! / Bacon Beer?

November 10, 2008

Dude has been putting in work here keeping the lights on.

Thanks homie!

So what’s up with me?  Every once in a while I come up with an idea and never execute the shit.  Hopefully with the winter months ahead I’ll get crackin and share it all with you.

Lately I’ve been making beer.  Lots of beer like this amazing pumpkin hookup made with fresh pumpkin- no canned shit over here.  It was a ton of work but totally worth it.  Last Saturday was National Teach a Friend to Homebrew Day and my homebrew club met at the O’Fallon Brewery to make some beers.  I ended up brewing a smoked robust porter that will be aged with oak cubes and alot of whiskey (Maker’s Mark).

During the event, one of the dudes in the club came up to me and was talking about a tomato beer he brewed over the summer and it gave me the idea to develop a bacon beer recipe and blend it with his tomato jawn for a BLT type drink.  The guys at Schlafly have a hop infuser which is basically a hop-filled canister in which cold beer passes though right before serving to give the beer mega hop flavor.  We may ask to borrow that shit and for our blended beer and add iceberg lettuce or some shit to the infuser for laughs.

Anyone have a clue how to extract a shitload of bacon flavor into a small quantity of vodka?  Holler in the comments if you have any suggestions.

Oh yeah I’m still DJing at Nelly’s booty cake club so that shit’s been majorly time consuming and I haven’t had much time to experiment in the kitchen, but I got this awesome pork chop thang in my head so look out for that soon along with some possible videos of my newest kitchen gadget.

Stay tuned motherfuckers.

-G

Malt Liquor Time!

May 15, 2008

Yesterday was pretty much awesome.  I ordered an old Charlie Papazian book, “Home Brewer’s Gold” from some biscuit and book store (?) in Georgia and it finally arrived.

You may be asking yourself,  ”why is this so awesome?”.  For starters it has the fucking recipe for Olde English “800″. (more…)

My Kegerator, Pt. 1

April 1, 2008

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This is why I haven’t been cooking shit. (more…)

All Grain Homebrewing #1

March 25, 2008

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I made the jump to all-grain brewing this weekend.  So far I’ve brewed 2 batches of beer (American Wheat from Homebrewing 101 and Pilsner Urkel) using extract kits and decided to take my shit to the next level and actually do all of the work from scratch myself.  Homies DBlue and Shojonz came over on Saturday and we cooked up 10 gallons of Southern English Brown Ale.  If you don’t give a shit about how you can make beer like the breweries at the convenience of your own home than jump to one of Serg’s posts about bacon dogs or deep-fried pancakes, they are way more entertaining. (more…)

Welcome Serg from Beer and Rap!

March 4, 2008

Everybody say hi Serg. (Hi Serg!)

Dude has been putting shit down like a boss forever. Peep his blog because dude is real as fuck and just joined up with Grocery Eats to cause additional mayhem. His knowledge of dranks and cuisine is definately going to be a big addition for us.

Welcome aboard!

Jalapeno/Bacon Infused Vodka?

February 24, 2008

Perfect for the Sunday brunch Bloody Mary.

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Three strips of bacon and one whole jalapeno, sliced length-wise were placed into the vodka chamber tonight.  Sarah said, “the fat rising to the top of the bottle looks like a lava lamp”.  Brunch at our place in three weeks! 

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