Grocery Eats

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the double Jucy Lucy from Matt’s Bar in Minneapolis:

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You may have heard Murphy Lee and the St. Lunatics rapping about these shits from Old Vienna.  If not, get learned. (more…)

Fucking A. If you live in St. Louis and don’t suck then you’ve probably been to Mammer Jammer.  Right around the corner from Natural Bridge and Kingshighway, this spot has been killin’ the St. Louis cheese steak game for years. (more…)

 
Thanks to the Open Mic show for having me on as a guest tonight.  It was my first media interview for Grocery Eats.  Big tings.   Check out FM 104’s website here.

As always we’d love to hear from you, our readers.  If you have any review recommendations or original concoctions with good quality pictures send them to groceryeats@gmail.com.  If they don’t suck we’ll post’em up here.

Cheers!
MF Grocery

Some people probably know about these joints but for those of you who live in a world of sucks I present you with the Bacon Dog. (more…)

Mr. Brains is the man behind the General Tso’s Philly Cheesesteak concept.  He is also the one who really inspired me to just say fuck it and make idiotic creations.

I’m looking forward to more stupid food shits from the Baltimore/DC/Philly area.

Everybody welcome Matt!

Last month DJ Bo Bliz, some ladies, and your’s truely decided to eat off our hangovers after a night on the town in Charm City.  The results - Bliz’ chili cheese filled omlet over pankcakes, topped with onion rings, bacon and syrup.

My 3 eggs, steak, potatoes, bacon, onion rings, and oysters order crushed it in sheer magnitude, but lacked in the ingenuity department.  +1 Bliz

-matt brains

Still drunk and hungover, my friend Barron thought it would be a good idea to buy a beaver. (more…)

Dude knows about everything.  He introduced me to the Jucy Lucy and a shit ton of other dope spots around the US.  He’s a graphic design nerd so if you want shit drawned holler at his company, Burlesque Design.

Homie also runs the snackattackblog which makes sense because motherfucker is always snacking on something.  I expect to see some crazy juice machine recipes in addition to other random food finds and creations from the Twin Cities area.

 Welcome aboard!

Everybody say hi Serg. (Hi Serg!)

Dude has been putting shit down like a boss forever. Peep his blog because dude is real as fuck and just joined up with Grocery Eats to cause additional mayhem. His knowledge of dranks and cuisine is definately going to be a big addition for us.

Welcome aboard!