Grocery Eats

Wow.  When I started this blog I figured there’d be like 12 or 13 hits by now.  It’s been a week since I have posted anything and I feel like such a lazy shit.  Go ahead and tell me how pissed off you are in the comments section below.

What do we have coming up you may ask?  Well, Sarah and I went out to Global Foods Market last weekend and bought a grip of weird foods  such as the German Tilsiter cheese that has been stinking up my place the past few days (Max- they had Twiglets too).  I promise to get off my ass and actually post some of the crap I’ve been fucking with later tonight.

Tell those other dudes on here (looking at you Mike 2600000 TheeeeeeeCasual Male) to post some shit too.  I’m still waiting on the epic Capri Sun Challenge review.

-G

Oak Park Mall in suburban Kansas City was sort of blessed with the only Kornet Pizza franchise in America. We went to the food court on assignment for my dude Grocery. I say this because I hate this mall with a passion. The food court is pretty much the same since I was there a couple of years ago. They have a Panda Express, some sort of cheese steak and potato stand, a Subway (coming soon!), and a Sonic. All of these places were busy with hungry Friday afternoon shoppers, while I was the only person within at least twenty feet of the Kornet counter. All the details and pictures after the jump.

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I took the photo this weekend at the Soulard Farmer’s Market when trying to spot the dude that sells beaver.  I didn’t find him but I did come across some ’coon. (more…)

Still drunk and hungover, my friend Barron thought it would be a good idea to buy a beaver. (more…)

Sarah and I finally got around to trying one of these stinky pieces of shit.  There’s a reason these things have spikes on them.
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The Big MacChicken sandwich got me all fucked up.  I need to take a few days off to figure some shit out.  Maybe I’ll come back and share some of the heathier shit I’ve been eating.

Peace.

This thing was fucking horrible.

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