Grocery Eats

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Got my hands on a grill so I’ve decided to bring it to Dolores park, if you want to fuck with it roll through. I’ll be there all fucking day tomorrow (7/3/09) smoking some pork shoulder and blasting my boombox. I’m trying to be able to serve food by 3 or 4. We’ll see what up though, I’m sure I’ll be lagging a bit. Bringing me beers and I’ll give you some food. If a lot of people I don’t know start asking for food maybe I’ll start slanging these joints for some paper but so far the plan as of now is shit for free with a tip jar or something. Anyways fuck with your boy cause I’m gonna be doing the damn thing at the park.

Amy goes on a taco crawl through the east bay

My wife just put me up on these dudes We Eatin, they got a few youtube joints. This video is from their stop at Papalote with the homie Mr. E. One of the first dudes I met when I came to SF and dude was doing parties with quesadillas and djs, haven’t seen dude in a minute but he’s cool as shit. Anyways We Eatin is a couple of SBC dj dudes going around to spots in the bay and talking to cameras. They aren’t really talking all that much about the actual food but it’s amusing. In the phat philly one dude tells you they are on yelp like it’s suppose to be impressive, that’s like trying to brag about a myspace page. Whatever though the r&b slow motion montage is funny shit so that’s cool and jadakiss even did a drop for these dudes. Maybe Grocery can get a drop from nelly or something and we can battle these dudes. Peep game

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Last saturday I woke up hungover, jumped on my bike and went to  a sausage class put on by Ryan Farr. I bought that poster after the class where I saw these things: (more…)

I was checking the homie Matt Sonzala’s photos from Devin The Dude’s European tour when I saw this

now I don’t know who makes this, from the signage it looks like it might be some German Burger King shit. You figure Germans wouldn’t care about putting fucking nachos in a burger and calling in the fucking Pinata. It’s like they put all the bullshit that is Cinco De Mayo into a burger for pasty german youth. Whatever though, I guess it’s not that much of a stretch from chips in your sandwich.

If anyone has ever consumed this let me know how shitty german nacho burgers are because it sounds like a recipe for sucks.

Sunday I spent the afternoon watching this pig lose a battle to man with a knife. Ryan Farr and the folks over at Coffee bar set up this cutesy dinner where for 35 bucks you could watch him work the pig and eat it. I think you got some drinks or some shit too but I don’t fuck with old shitty grape juice. I hollered at some Big Daddy IPAs and watched him do his thing. (more…)

The other week I got hit up by my friend Lydia to fuck with this pig butchering class Ryan Farr was putting on. There was a problem though, I was on call for work and didn’t want to throw down on this shit if I had to worry about getting paged and having to bounce after 5 minutes. Lydia ended up rolling to that shit on her own and then sent me photos, it looks like a champ ass class. I’m regretting not manning that shit and going. After I got her email I asked her if I could post it up on GroceryEats, she said yes and now you have an email from Lydia on the internets.

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I went by Charlies’ Pharmacy this afternoon after breakfast in the mission and found out they got some new drinks. They got the “Gettin Sloppy,” “Whatchamacallit” and “Obama.” I didn’t get to try any of them though, I got 3 months left on this no drinking thing some dumbass doctor has me on because of a reaction to a test for a disease that I don’t give a fuck about. Anyways yeah if you’re in the Fillmore holler at that Gettin Sloppy, shit looks retarded. Click here for a larger photo