Grocery Eats

Wow.  When I started this blog I figured there’d be like 12 or 13 hits by now.  It’s been a week since I have posted anything and I feel like such a lazy shit.  Go ahead and tell me how pissed off you are in the comments section below.

What do we have coming up you may ask?  Well, Sarah and I went out to Global Foods Market last weekend and bought a grip of weird foods  such as the German Tilsiter cheese that has been stinking up my place the past few days (Max- they had Twiglets too).  I promise to get off my ass and actually post some of the crap I’ve been fucking with later tonight.

Tell those other dudes on here (looking at you Mike 2600000 TheeeeeeeCasual Male) to post some shit too.  I’m still waiting on the epic Capri Sun Challenge review.

-G

I just got home from SXSW last night but sunday morning I woke up feeling like death. I had to battle though because Sabbath In The Park was going down. Breakfast tacos were the best way to get some strength so we stopped at the Torchy’s Tacos truck on South First in Austin for some. I decided I wanted an only bacon taco and that’s what I got. Read the rest of this entry »

Fucking A. If you live in St. Louis and don’t suck then you’ve probably been to Mammer Jammer.  Right around the corner from Natural Bridge and Kingshighway, this spot has been killin’ the St. Louis cheese steak game for years. Read the rest of this entry »

Two of Philadelphia’s best consummated their greasy lust this past Sunday afternoon.  The “Love Child”, as I’m calling it, consisted of 2 Lorenzo’s slices humping a Tony Luke’s chicken cutlet with broccoli rabe. The result, a few unbridled moments of sheer joy, resulting in an afternoon of heartburn.  

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Oak Park Mall in suburban Kansas City was sort of blessed with the only Kornet Pizza franchise in America. We went to the food court on assignment for my dude Grocery. I say this because I hate this mall with a passion. The food court is pretty much the same since I was there a couple of years ago. They have a Panda Express, some sort of cheese steak and potato stand, a Subway (coming soon!), and a Sonic. All of these places were busy with hungry Friday afternoon shoppers, while I was the only person within at least twenty feet of the Kornet counter. All the details and pictures after the jump.

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Thanks to the Open Mic show for having me on as a guest tonight.  It was my first media interview for Grocery Eats.  Big tings.   Check out FM 104’s website here.

As always we’d love to hear from you, our readers.  If you have any review recommendations or original concoctions with good quality pictures send them to groceryeats@gmail.com.  If they don’t suck we’ll post’em up here.

Cheers!
MF Grocery

I took the photo this weekend at the Soulard Farmer’s Market when trying to spot the dude that sells beaver.  I didn’t find him but I did come across some ’coon. Read the rest of this entry »

Ride or Die.  Don’t start whining about Philly having the best pretzels because you’re wrong and these motherfuckers from St. Louis are the heat. Read the rest of this entry »

Some people probably know about these joints but for those of you who live in a world of sucks I present you with the Bacon Dog. Read the rest of this entry »

Mr. Brains is the man behind the General Tso’s Philly Cheesesteak concept.  He is also the one who really inspired me to just say fuck it and make idiotic creations.

I’m looking forward to more stupid food shits from the Baltimore/DC/Philly area.

Everybody welcome Matt!